I clicked on the “More Details” link and felt my stomach turn when I saw the landing page. Deception had reared its ugly head and was staring me down.
A few days ago I was browsing through a few categories on Craigslist when I came across an interesting ad. Unlike most of the others, this one sported an active link promising more relevant information. Here is a screen shot for ya:
Even though the link smacks on “marketer”, the ad seems innocent enough, right?
Imagine what went through my head when I click the link and ended up here:
If you imagined complete disgust and utter disappointment you would have imagined correctly.
A keyword word stuffed AdSense page. Not a single shred of “information” on the entire page.
Sickening.
Shame on the Phucktard for spamming craigslist like this. He’s (or she) is the reason Internet Marketer and Scum Sucking Con-Artist are typically used synonymously.
Sacrificing longevity and integrity for a quick 5 cents in revenue.
Yeah, I’d say this Phucktard is about as “out of touch” as Rosie O’Donnell. Dumber than a box of rocks.
Unfortunately, this isn’t the only Phucktard out there. They’re prevalent in the social media space and are ruining it for everyone - marketers, users, and consumers alike.
Oh yeah, here is a funny thing about the ad above…
20 minutes later the link was disabled.
It seems craigslist has automated systems in place to protect its users from marketers - links get disabled quickly.
But obviously not fast enough - I clicked through. And probably hundreds of others did, too. And, to top it off, the spam post, or something very similar to it, gets posted about every two hours. Yeah, even with “protection” in place, this Phucktard is making some change.
But here’s the thing…
Craigslist, or any other such site, shouldn’t have to implement protective measures. They shouldn’t have to protect their users from “us” internet marketers. We should have enough respect for the marketplace that they don’t have to guard against us. But, phucktards like the one spamming craigslist screw the whole system up.
So, my little bit of marketing advice is this:
Don’t be a Phucktard. Respect your market. Respect the media your market uses. And, most importantly, respect yourself. Integrity and Respect are the basis you should be marketing on. Not deception and greed.
Respect.
Sean Marler

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And now you’re trying to spam Slashdot with it. Who’s the “phucktard” now?
Howdy Noneya Coward,
Ummm, you’re not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?
I don’t even have a slashdot account. Before you showed your ass to the world here I had never even been to the site.
See that “bookmark” button above your comment? Yeah, that is there for OTHER people to use. I don’t control where folks choose to bookmark to.
Thanks for stopping by though. And more importantly… thanks for leaving.
take care,
Sean
Another great blog, Sean. You’re right about stupid spamming internet marketers who ruin it for the rest of us. Bozos who don’t contribute any useful information aren’t going to make it anyway, but in the meantime, we have to put up with their time-wasting trash.
Good Post! I have an ongoing battle with spammers and my website personally so I can only imagine how hard it is for “the higher ups” to try to battle their dose of spam. I suppose we can’t eliminate it all together which would be nice, but at least we can try to cut down on it.
Sean, the guy who posted that ad was probably just following what he was told to do in some $7 “Craigslist Secrets” report.
Hey Chris,
Yeah, it is entire possible this incident was some noob following instructions - but some unethical phucktard is teaching it to people.
The message was about ethics and destroying communities and destroying OUR image.
The guys teaching people this stuff aren’t the guys this post was for - they don’t give two shits about ethics.
This post was for people who buy that type of crap looking for answers. this post was for people who might be doing something they wondered if it was kosher, but saw other people doing it so ran with it.
This post was…
ha ha ha
Chris, you’ve made a very valid point. Seriously.
Right after posting this, a “how do I make money from craigslist” post came up on a forum I frequent. I can tell you, my posted response to that question wasn’t appreciated.
Someone else answered with a “how to” response - and, at first, it was an unsavory answer. People looking for answers can be lead astray easily - it really sucks when you compound the wrong answer paired to the wrong question.